• Me at 7 AM: tired
  • Me at 12 PM: tired
  • Me at 3 PM: tired
  • Me at 7 PM: *yawn* tired
  • Me at 10 PM: tired
  • Me at 2 AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

"Oh, me? I’m not 80% water. I’m 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass."

Zooey Deschanel (via lovemepatiently)
ablogwithaview:

Barnes and Noble gave me a clear message today: I will indeed become a crazy dog lady. #predestination by children’s book

ablogwithaview:

Barnes and Noble gave me a clear message today: I will indeed become a crazy dog lady. #predestination by children’s book

Getting corrected for how you say ‘aunt’

When people make fun of your MN obsession

captainjew:

my life is basically the equivalent of accidently slipping on your own banana in mario kart

galifianafuck:

i wonder what my life was like before i started watching lots of shows